i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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