i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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