I just made out with a guy for $7.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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