I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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