billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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