I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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