Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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