do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
this hospital has no fireball
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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