Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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