She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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