This girl is more easily done than said...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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