i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
How's work?
Spinning.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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