Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh god it's open bar.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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