Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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