I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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