My hair reeks of homosexuality.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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