Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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