Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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