apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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