it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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