That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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