CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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