Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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