Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Damn victory sex feels great
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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