i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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