my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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