I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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