I just gift wrapped bread.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
What drink are we having for lunch?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Can you bring me the toilet please
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Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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