You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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