he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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