Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
pray to the hookup gods
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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