I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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