You're earring is so big in my mouth
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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The feeling are messing with the penis
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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