god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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