guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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