He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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