Can Purell be used as lube?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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