oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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