My nipple is on Facebook.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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