so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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