I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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