You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
