69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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