A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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