i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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