census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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