Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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