yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
false alarm, still single
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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