Are we in a gay sports bar?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
i came on her dog
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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