Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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