there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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