He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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