Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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