When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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