it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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