Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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